Calling All Demigods

by Omatic Design

I ALWAYS TRY to keep a finger on the pulse of the creative job market. There’s a particular brand of baroque job posting that continues to show up with scary/hilarious regularity. It seems to be written by persons with a rather thin knowledge of the industry. Said offers of employment feed off of each other in the ether, creating a kind of Super Position (at probably around $12/hr). Eventually one is looking at a laundry list of requirements that falls just short of “Deep knowledge of string theory” and “Ability to raise the dead”.

We are looking for a person with the ability to handle a broad range of design tasks for our three small companies. This person should be highly proficient with the following:

Graphic design – print and web layout with stong typographic skills
Web design/development – HTML, CSS, Java Script, Flash
CPC Internet Marketing – Adwords, Microsoft AdCenter
Advanced illustration/artistic skillset
E-newsletter design/delivery
Packaging Design – graphic/external
Product Design – conceptual or physical

Additional skills that could also be applicable to your position:
Product photography
3D modeling/rendering
Animation/motion graphics

Assuming you meet these requirements please take a look at our websites to familiarize yourself with what we do.